Meet Our Barnyard Brigade

Rowdy is our rescue donkey. He was badly beaten and abused by his original owners which has led to a permanent hoof deformity. This sweet boy now spends his days guarding our Goat Gang and is catching up on all the love and snacks that were withheld from him earlier in life. You can catch him napping in our field or wandering up for some pets when the farm is open!

Ralph is one of our domesticated geese. He is one of the farms guard geese. He is mated to our female goose Emerson. Both he and Emerson are bonded with Rowdy and arrived at the farm with him!

Emerson is our domesticated female goose. She is mated to Ralph. While not a guard goose, she does in fact harass our Goat Gang from time to time. 

Hazel is our head goat in charge and queen of the herd. She has a wicked pair of horns and one of the best beards of the entire herd. She loves pets and her favorite snack is watermelon!

Mabel is one of our more timid goats. She was re-homed to the farm along with Hazel, Snowball, and Gladys and still isn't the bravest goat - but she's come leaps and bounds from where she was at! Her favorite snack is carrots.

Oh Snowball . . . she is the Great White Whale of our pasture. (Yes we know she's chunky!) Snowball is our resident hippie goat and is all things peace and love. Her favorite snack is pumpkin!

Gladys is our resident sketchy goat. Think someone is staring at you while you're having fun on the farm? That'd be Gladys creepin' on you from the pasture *insert evil laugh here*. Her favorite snack is carrots!

Louis is the brother of Bert and is Wilbur and Myrtle's dad. He LOVES trying to pants people and is the farms resident Houdini. We're pretty positive that he has magical abilities that allow him to scoot through gates unseen. Louis's favorite snack is whatever pants you happen to be wearing that day!

Bert is Louis's little brother and uncle to the twins. Bert is our lil buddy and has two brain cells that are constantly fighting for dominance. All he wants are snuggles and snacks! Bert's favorite snack is blueberries!

Wilbur is Myrtle's twin and the son of Louis. He is the handsomest goat we have and boy does he know it. He even poses for pictures! His favorite snack is apples!

Myrtle is Wilbur's twin and daughter of Louis. She is our sweet little angle baby and resident wannabe house goat. If she had it her way--she would absolutely go home with you and be a house goat. Her favorite snack is carrots!

Ah sweet, sweet Brownie. She is the grandma of our group. Brownie is a lover not a fighter, so she tends to stay to the outskirts of the herd. But don't let her shy personality fool you! She LOVES to be pet and wants ALL the snacks. Her favorite snack is pumpkin!

Cleo is our resident treat thief. She is a sweet, innocent bottle baby until she's not. She will do just about anything to get food out of you, but the minute she's been fed? Well now you've been drafted to pet her for the rest of your life. Her favorite snack is apples!

This little baby of ours is fondly known as LJ (Pumpernickel is just his stage name). He is Huck's brother and loves nothing more than being snuggled. We've tried a lot of snacks over the past six months but his favorite is snap peas!

Huck is our other bottle baby. He and his brother LJ were born in February and already have us wrapped around their hooves. Huck is a true snob and refuses to eat snacks. If it's not grain, pumpkin, or hay-he simply doesn't want it!

Arthur is our male turkey, also referred to as a tom or gobbler. He is bonded to our female turkey Guinevere. He is a recent addition to our farm but is fitting in well and loving all the attention and snacks!

Guinevere is our female turkey, also referred to as a hen. You can distinguish her from Arthur because she is smaller than he is! She is also loving the farm and is already settling in and ruling the roost.

Merlin is our rooster and new alarm clock for the farm (Brownie and Cleo still haven't adjusted if we're being honest and Rowdy asked if we could return him). He is best friends with Arthur and Guinevere. He can also run incredibly fast. . .and no, don't ask us how we know this. We just do.