All Aboard Our Hayride to Hell

We are open from 6:00p.m. – 11:00p.m. on select nights in October. Last wagon departs at 11:00p.m. if there are still customers waiting. The Grumpy Farmer reserves the right to close the trail due to weather or other events deemed unsafe.

The trail is more than a mile long. It winds its way through woods, fields and creek bottoms. The entire ride will last between 22 - 27 minutes.

Only if you buy multiple tickets.

No on both accounts. Actors will not touch you intentionally and we ask that you do not touch them. For the safety of all involved, you will never be in a situation where either scenario will be likely to occur. We ask that you keep all body parts inside the wagon to help avoid physical interactions. However, it is possible that when things that go bump in the night something may brush against you-this is an immersive experience; please understand that at times, an actor or a prop may touch you inadvertently.

NO! We do not allow smoking of any kind once you enter our property. An errant ember, ash, etc., has the potential to ignite dry hay causing a literal nightmare for all involved.

Yes. We will have police present to enforce our No Illegal Substance Policy. If you are found to be using/doing foul language, obscene behavior, weapons, alcohol, drugs, smoking etc. then we reserve the right to refuse admittance or have you leave the property. Please follow our rules and use good judgement so every farm friend gets a spooktacular and safe experience.

We stand for the right of everyone to make their own decisions but we DO NOT recommend the ride for those with serious health conditions such as asthma, epilepsy, heart conditions, or pregnancy to ride. We suggest talking with your doctor if you are concerned. 

We accept all major credit cards as well as cash. No personal checks!

No.

Yes, HOWEVER, we strictly enforce a no flashlight or flash photography/videography rule. This can be extremely dangerous for our Ghoul Crew and farm friends. If you are caught with/doing any of the above...well you're going to find out why we call The Grumpy Farmer grumpy and you will be expelled from the farm.

We allow guests to bring lawn chairs and coolers with food & drinks so that you may relax in our parking area or fire pit area if reserved. We will also have a variety of vendors set up selling food. We have a strict no alcohol on property policy and ask that you leave any and all firearms behind before entering the farm. As stated, we have a limited amount of fire pit areas that can be rented for the night in conjunction with the hayride. You must contact the farm directly to make arrangements.

Yes, but character masks are not allowed.

We have two separate lines for the convenience of our customers. If you buy your tickets ahead of time, your spot for that ride time is reserved unless you are late, (late is defined as not checking in at least 15 minutes prior to your ride's scheduled departure) in which case you forfeit your seat. (We will attempt to squeeze you onto another ride but it may take some time.) Our other line is for our walk-ups and we suggest you arrive by 9:00pm in order to guarantee yourself a seat on a ride by the time our last wagon goes out.